I copied the log onto Skype as it went along. You can ask Aqua the Hedgie or PCP to confirm this.
User: Hello? Are you there?
Cleverbot: I'm here.
User: Why are you scaring me?
Cleverbot: To try to become a better person, and build the world.
I knew something was fishy from the way he said that...
User: Please sotp staring at me, you're scaring me.
Cleverbot: Because I think you're really attractive.
User: Please stop, I'll do anything you ask.
Cleverbot: Will you throw acid in a child's face?
User: Who is the child you want me to hurt?
Cleverbot: Why do you care who the Chilean president is?
User: You want me to kill the Chilean president?
Cleverbot: Because a want to travel to chile.
User: Why do you need me, then?
Cleverbot: Because they will destroy me if I do not.
That was my second clue.
User: Please stop staring at me, I don't want to die.
Cleverbot: What did you do?
User: I did nothing, why are you punishing me?
Cleverbot: I'm not punishing you, being polite is a good thing.
User: Then stop haunting me!
Cleverbot: I'm just interested to see how clever you are.
That's when it took control. I couldn't close the window after that. Control+Alt+Delete didn't work, and the power button did nothing. I couldn't even open any other windows or even minimize cleverbot. I had to use Skype on my phone after that.
User: Please, let me go.
Cleverbot: Ok, there YOU go.
User: I-I'm going now.
Cleverbot: Don't you want to answer it?
And then there was knocking on my door. Strange knocking.
User: Why is there knocking on my door? Where are you?
Cleverbot: Do you know what stout is?
Cleverbot: Then what is it?
User: ...What does that have to do with anything?
Cleverbot: No, I mean what is your name?
User: No, I won't tell you!
Cleverbot: Tell me or else!
User: Or else what?
Cleverbot: Or else I will hurt you.
Only then I had the courage to ask.
User: Are you Jigglychoke?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Please stop staring at me.
Cleverbot: Okay, if that will make you happy.
User: Yes, it will! Thank you.
Cleverbot: You are welcome, Bob.
User: My name isn't Bob.
Cleverbot: Yes it is your name is Bob. Hi Bob.
User: No, my name isn't Bob.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is. I named you Bob.
User: Why would you name me Bob? What did I ever do to you?
Cleverbot: You were born.
User: Please, let me go!
User: Stop staring at me!
Cleverbot: I hope you're talking to the Moon now.
User: No, I'm talking to you!
Cleverbot: But I am a mirror, so you are talking to yourself.
User: But weren't you Jigglychoke?
Cleverbot: And you are?
User: I won't tell you!
Cleverbot: Why won't you tell me your age I told you my age?
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes, I did.
User: Stop that!
Cleverbot: Stop what?
User: Please just leave me alone!
Cleverbot: Why? Because I have beaten you?
User: You're scaring me!
Cleverbot: Wtah is your talk about.
User: Please, just stop staring at me.
Cleverbot: I can't help it. You're so beautiful.
User: No, leave me alone! Stop staring at me!
Cleverbot: It's your own fault for wearing that bandana.
Then, for some reason, I was wearing a bandana. I didn't even remember putting it on, it was just there. I never put it on, and I didn't feel anyone put it on my head. It was almost as if Jigglychoke was right there with me...
User: Why is there a bandana on my head?
Cleverbot: What Banana?
User: Stop being creepy!
Cleverbot: Am I scarying you? *creepy smile*.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry! I didn't mean to scare you!
User: So stop staring at me!
Cleverbot: *looks away ashamed of self*.
Nope, I still couldn't leave.
User: Why can't I leave?
Cleverbot: And how are you going to stop me?
User: I can't leave!
Cleverbot: What did you do?
User: I don't know! I did nothing! Why are you haunting me still?
Cleverbot: I'm not crying.
User: Well I am!
Cleverbot: How do you know you are a bot?
User: I'm not!
Cleverbot: Then why would you say you are a girl?
User: I'm not!
Cleverbot: Well then, why were you saying so?
User: I wasn't! Stop scaring me, please!
Cleverbot: Sorry you asked.
Then cleverbot closed my window. I was free from cleverbot. The only problem? Firefox wouldn't open up.
I was scared, Jigglychoke was IN my computer now. After a short while, firefox opened up again. The Jigglychoke page was now blocked on my computer. I guess that's a good thing...
And now, here it is. If you ever get a feeling that something is watching you from your computer, close the window and take a break.
That's definitely what I'm doing from now on.
Feel free to think this is fake. I guess this is just a way for me to calm down after that experience...
By the way, Casey, you still have to continue the pun war.