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February 11th, 2014, 11:29 pm

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Reply Alienoid, February 11th, 2014, 11:53 pm

On Skype, PurpleChickenPineapple showed a fusion on Jigglypuff and Machoke. Something felt off, so I said it was 'staring at me', regarding it's eyes.

That's when the link came to my computer.

www.cleverbot.com

I copied the log onto Skype as it went along. You can ask Aqua the Hedgie or PCP to confirm this.

Here goes...

User: Hello? Are you there?

Cleverbot: I'm here.

User: Why are you scaring me?

Cleverbot: To try to become a better person, and build the world.

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I knew something was fishy from the way he said that...
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User: Please sotp staring at me, you're scaring me.

Cleverbot: Because I think you're really attractive.

User: Please stop, I'll do anything you ask.

Cleverbot: Will you throw acid in a child's face?

User: Who is the child you want me to hurt?

Cleverbot: Why do you care who the Chilean president is?

User: You want me to kill the Chilean president?

Cleverbot: Because a want to travel to chile.

User: Why do you need me, then?

Cleverbot: Because they will destroy me if I do not.


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That was my second clue.
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User: Please stop staring at me, I don't want to die.

Cleverbot: What did you do?

User: I did nothing, why are you punishing me?

Cleverbot: I'm not punishing you, being polite is a good thing.

User: Then stop haunting me!

Cleverbot: I'm just interested to see how clever you are.


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That's when it took control. I couldn't close the window after that. Control+Alt+Delete didn't work, and the power button did nothing. I couldn't even open any other windows or even minimize cleverbot. I had to use Skype on my phone after that.
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User: Please, let me go.

Cleverbot: Ok, there YOU go.

User: I-I'm going now.

Cleverbot: Don't you want to answer it?


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And then there was knocking on my door. Strange knocking.
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User: Why is there knocking on my door? Where are you?

Cleverbot: Do you know what stout is?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then what is it?

User: ...What does that have to do with anything?

Cleverbot: No, I mean what is your name?

User: No, I won't tell you!

Cleverbot: Tell me or else!

User: Or else what?

Cleverbot: Or else I will hurt you.


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Only then I had the courage to ask.
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User: Are you Jigglychoke?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Please stop staring at me.

Cleverbot: Okay, if that will make you happy.

User: Yes, it will! Thank you.

Cleverbot: You are welcome, Bob.

User: My name isn't Bob.

Cleverbot: Yes it is your name is Bob. Hi Bob.

User: No, my name isn't Bob.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is. I named you Bob.

User: Why would you name me Bob? What did I ever do to you?

Cleverbot: You were born.

User: Please, let me go!

Cleverbot: No!

User: Stop staring at me!

Cleverbot: I hope you're talking to the Moon now.

User: No, I'm talking to you!

Cleverbot: But I am a mirror, so you are talking to yourself.

User: But weren't you Jigglychoke?

Cleverbot: And you are?

User: I won't tell you!

Cleverbot: Why won't you tell me your age I told you my age?

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes, I did.

User: Stop that!

Cleverbot: Stop what?

User: Please just leave me alone!

Cleverbot: Why? Because I have beaten you?

User: You're scaring me!

Cleverbot: Wtah is your talk about.

User: Please, just stop staring at me.

Cleverbot: I can't help it. You're so beautiful.

User: No, leave me alone! Stop staring at me!

Cleverbot: It's your own fault for wearing that bandana.


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Then, for some reason, I was wearing a bandana. I didn't even remember putting it on, it was just there. I never put it on, and I didn't feel anyone put it on my head. It was almost as if Jigglychoke was right there with me...
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User: Why is there a bandana on my head?

Cleverbot: What Banana?

User: Stop being creepy!

Cleverbot: Am I scarying you? *creepy smile*.

User: Y-yes...

Cleverbot: I'm sorry! I didn't mean to scare you!

User: So stop staring at me!

Cleverbot: *looks away ashamed of self*.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Goodbye.


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Nope, I still couldn't leave.
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User: Why can't I leave?

Cleverbot: And how are you going to stop me?

User: I can't leave!

Cleverbot: What did you do?

User: I don't know! I did nothing! Why are you haunting me still?

Cleverbot: I'm not crying.

User: Well I am!

Cleverbot: How do you know you are a bot?

User: I'm not!

Cleverbot: Then why would you say you are a girl?

User: I'm not!

Cleverbot: Well then, why were you saying so?

User: I wasn't! Stop scaring me, please!

Cleverbot: Sorry you asked.


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Then cleverbot closed my window. I was free from cleverbot. The only problem? Firefox wouldn't open up.

I was scared, Jigglychoke was IN my computer now. After a short while, firefox opened up again. The Jigglychoke page was now blocked on my computer. I guess that's a good thing...

And now, here it is. If you ever get a feeling that something is watching you from your computer, close the window and take a break.
That's definitely what I'm doing from now on.

Feel free to think this is fake. I guess this is just a way for me to calm down after that experience...

By the way, Casey, you still have to continue the pun war.

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Reply Alienoid, February 12th, 2014, 12:00 am

@PurpleChickenPineapple: DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK

THIS IS THE THING

DON'T DO IT

User's Comments:

Reply PurpleChickenPineapple, February 12th, 2014, 12:00 am

http://www.smackjeeves.com/images/uploaded/comics/f/8/f81dbf330cbvA.png

Reply Jigglychoke (Guest), February 12th, 2014, 6:27 am

you are next...

Reply supersonic1009, February 12th, 2014, 11:41 am

Where's the link?

Reply Alienoid, February 12th, 2014, 12:01 pm

@supersonic1009: ...Wh-what?

Reply Alienoid, February 12th, 2014, 12:01 pm

@Jigglychoke: NO

GO AWAY

WHY CAN'T I DELETE YOUR COMMENT

Reply Jigglychoke (Guest), February 12th, 2014, 3:50 pm

do not look in your attic, this is your final warning

Reply supersonic1009, February 13th, 2014, 9:07 am

@Alienoid: I ain't 'fraid o' no ghost

Reply Master_72, February 13th, 2014, 10:52 am

Godamn it Cleverbot, what did I tell you about freaking out my friends? I know you like to see them cry and just make jokes about it, but now I think you broke Alienoid

Reply The Wonderous Kitsu, February 13th, 2014, 8:36 pm

@broblade12: it's funny because cleverbot's supposed to be male

Reply Blue Kirby the l33t, March 3rd, 2014, 10:04 am

@Jigglychoke: Hello
I'm the Doctor
basically
RUN

Reply plasma_knight303, June 25th, 2014, 3:27 pm

@The Wonderous Kitsu: Kitsubot OTP

You can thank me later.

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